every year after you turn 17 you get further away from being the age of the dancing queen and that’s my least favorite thing about growing up
ah but when you turn 34 you’re two dancing queens and thus having twice the time of your life. and at 51 you become the dancing triumvirate and three golden crowns are forged in your honor
lots to look forward to
it must get annoying living in the south with all those banjos constantly playing
When you stay up really late finishing a book and the next day you feel like a zombie, not only because you’ve barely had any sleep but also because you’ve finished your book and you don’t know what to do with your life now.
are there actually people out there who make their beds every morning or is that just a myth
don’t take your thoughts so seriously."
a restaurant in my hometown got a review that said the servers should “show some skin” so the owner added a potato skin special to the menu and all the proceeds from the special go to the west virginia foundation for rape information services (x)
That’s exactly the appropriate response.
*throws lamp at you* you need to lighten the fuck up
*throws skillet back* you need to remmus down